At 16 Loser Bill got his first job tending bar at a Nevada strip joint. This exposure to
the performance arts led Loser Bill to buy a used guitar and start playing at backyard
pool parties, carnivals, and covered wagon cookouts. Known as the Talented Loser, Bill
can actually sing and play some. He likes beer and songs about cowboys. And beer. And
songs about beer and cowboys.

Very little information is known about Loser Dave. But he shows up and brings beer so he’s in. Known as the Serious Loser, Dave plays guitar, banjo, and occasionally does some hog callin’. He likes beer and critters. Especially when the critters are marinated in beer.

Known as The Biggest Loser, Cliff is also the Head Coach of Beer and Nachos and the Loser Team Mom. Cliff plays bass, percussion, and also opens the mail. He likes camping, history, and beer. And camping trips to historical places with beer.